'Binders Full of Women' Porn Parody Already in Production

LOS ANGELES—Okay, not really, but it probably won't be long before someone announces it for real. After all, it only took 90 seconds for a Democratic PAC to snap up bindersfullofwomen.com. Tumblr's all over it, too. Is it even possible that the creative geniuses in Chatsworth aren't burning brain cells trying to come up with a plot for a Binder flick? Wait, did we just use the word "plot?" Sorry! Hell, maybe a BDSM company should produce something using the new national meme as a starting off point. Binders ... bondage ... binders full of bound women. Fifty Shades of Binders, anyone? It also occurs to us that considering the weird shit that comes out of Romney's mouth on a regular basis, is there a comedian, satirist or porn producer in the country that isn't considering voting for him? Even more than Biden, he is the gift that keeps on giving. Carry on. Photo: A young woman holding binders who has nothing whatsoever to do with porn.