Third Degree Films Demonstrates ‘How to Make A Cheap Porno’

LOS ANGELES, CA — May Day will be here soon and Third Degree Films plans to show the world what it’s like to make a video. How to Make a Cheap Porno video, to be exact. Billed by the production company as, “one of the funniest adult films to come out this year,” How To Make A Cheap Porno is Mike Quasar's newest gonzo feature and stars a performer that Quasar feels is pure comedy gold. "Tommy Pistol is, without a doubt, the funniest actor in the business," says writer-director Quasar about the film's lead actor. Pistol plays porn director Fuzzy Main Street, who earned his moniker from the time-tested “porn-name” method of combining one’s first pet's name with the street they grew up on. Another example is found in a character named Rover Martin Luther King Blvd. "I was fortunate to have such a great cast. Lexi Belle was her usual awesome self and Alyssa Branch is someone to watch for. She's stunning and an incredible performer -- and she laughed at my jokes to make me happy," Quasar explained. Although Quasar got the idea for this send-up about a recession-challenged adult business from personal experience, but wants everyone to know that, "Despite the title of the movie, every cast and crew member was paid their full rate." In the video, Fuzzy Main Street lets the audience in on a score of vital industry secrets for cutting costs -- things like guilt-tripping porn stars into performing for free, lying about sick relatives that need the money more than they do or filming through the window of another porn shoot to get free footage. Watch the SFW YouTube trailer for How to Make a Cheap Porno.