March 22, 2012 |
'Three Stooges XXX' Wraps; Trailer Due March 27 |
LOS ANGELES—Shooting has wrapped on the Three Stooges XXX set in the San Fernando Valley, reports director Will Ryder. The first movie trailer featuring the antics of Ryder's Stooges—played by James Bartholet, Anthony Rosano and Evan Stone—will be released on March 27. The DVD will be in stores April 17 from Will Ryder Productions—just in time for the mainstream Hollywood release of the Farrelly Brothers movie about the slapstick-happy trio. According to Ryder, the storyline could be mistaken for one of the old Three Stooges shorts made famous by Columbia Pictures during late 1930s. The stooges are unemployed, so their girlfriends refuse to have sex with them until they find jobs. Desperately horny, they try anything to find work and end up in wild sexual situations with gorgeous girls. Among the cast are some fresh faces, including newcomer Callie Cyprus, described by Ryder as “a piece of sexual perfection.” “I loved everything about this movie,” Cyprus said. “I know I’m new and all that, but everybody was so cool." Joining Cyprus were pretty blond Mandy Armani, the sexy and eager-to-please Bailey Blue and blond teen newcomer Britney Young, joined by relative veteran Danica Dillon, who took on Anthony Rosano, Evan Stone, Dick Chibbles and Chad Diamond. One of the final scenes to be shot was what the hyperbole-prone Ryder describes as "a 10-person orgy of soothing oral pleasure and intoxicating intercourse." Ryder added, "It was absolutely amazing. I could barely hold my camera steady because it was so hot. I was half expecting our photographer to put his camera down and join in, but thank God he didn’t. Chris Charming luckily had already left for the day; otherwise, he might have impaled a few of the new girls on his 12 inches.” Three Stooges XXX is a parody, as Ryder pointed out, reeling off a list of entities—Columbia Pictures, MGM, Screen Gems, Normandy Productions, Norman Maurer Productions, C3, ABC Television, Sony Pictures Television, Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, 20th Century Fox, the Farrelly Brothers, and the producers or directors of classic episodes, including Jules White, Preston Black, Charly Chase or their survivors—that in no way authorize, endorse or sponsor his production ... "especially the orgy scene."
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