'Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody' Ships Today

CHATSWORTH, Calif.—Exquisite Films is proud to announce the shipping of Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody, available in stores March 5. Featuring adult superstar and Penthouse Pet Chanel Preston as gaming icon Lara Croft, the long-awaited blockbuster from director Jordan Septo is one of the year's most anticipated X-rated movies. Stoked by massive advance publicity on such highly trafficked Web portals as G4TV.com, Gawker Media's Kotaku.com, and CraveOnline.com, record pre-orders for Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody prove the movie is as unstoppable as its larger-than-life heroine. To view the SFW (safe-for-work) trailer of Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody, click here. The trailer went viral shortly after its release, resulting in over half a million combined views. To view the NSFW trailer of Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody, click here. "Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody is our flagship release for 2012, and the pre-sales numbers have more than validated our belief in the project," stated Exquisite Films owner Jerry E. "The instant global brand recognition of the title and the star power of Chanel Preston make this movie a phenomenally hot property. We choose our parodies very carefully; with Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody we targeted a thriving market, and right out of the gate, the response has been bigger than anything we've ever produced." Writer/director Jordan Septo utilizes many of the popular characters from the game in Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody. In addition to the gorgeous, sizzling-hot Chanel Preston as Lara, the movie features Lea Lexis (Jacqueline Natla), Kagney Linn Karter (Amanda), Lee Stone (Larson), Gracie Glam (Mia), Nicole Aniston (Julia), Dani Daniels (Tamara), Derrick Pierce (Pierre Dupont), Anthony Rosano (Alistair), Evan Stone (Frank), and Danny Mountain (Sam). "I wanted every aspect of this production to kick ass, from the fight scenes to the sets and the costumes to what happens when the costumes come off," said Jordan Septo. "I spent a lot of time studying the game and listening to what fans had to say online, then working on the script to make it the ultimate X-rated riff on Tomb Raider. During production, we had a professional fight choreographer for the hand-to-hand combat sequences and an experienced rock climbing team to choreograph the exterior shots. The goal was to blow people away, and thanks to an amazing cast and Exquisite Films' support of the project, we've definitely met that objective! I'm very happy with Tomb Raider XXX and I know fans will be, too." The pre-release buzz for Tomb Raider XXX has reached a fever pitch through message boards, blogs, online gaming communities and mainstream entertainment sites. Mainstream media including the G4TV network visited the set to see the stars in action. "If our set visit was any indication, Septo has a globetrotting action-packed skin flick up his sleeve, sending Lara from the high mountain cliffs to the heat of Egypt in search of a mysterious ancient artifact," G4TV reports. "When Croft finds herself in the hands (literally) of an Egyptian sheik's two wives, well, let's just say the scene looks to be a lot more stimulating than anything in Paramount's big-budget Jolie films." Much of the excitement centers on Chanel Preston's smoking-hot look in the role of Lara Croft. NerdReactor.com calls Chanel "stunning" and comments, "I can definitely say she makes a better Lara than Angelina Jolie." "We already knew Chanel Preston was slated to play Lara Croft herself—and given the look of her (safe-for-work) publicity photos, she's actually a pretty great match for the character!" says Koatku.com. "Preston has already taken on the role of Wonder Woman in The Justice League of Pornstar Superheroes, so she'll be no stranger to doing it on-camera while dressed up as a strong female icon." Earlier in the month, the top-ranked pop culture site CraveOnline.com revealed the first production stills from Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody. To view the site's gallery, click here. Given the unprecedented media exposure, Exquisite Films expects Tomb Raider XXX to go all the way to the top of adult video sales charts. "Our retail customers are very excited about the movie," said Jerry. "This isn't just another porn parody—it's an event!"