Powersville Goes XXX Comic Parody and Classic Grindhouse

LOS ANGELES, CA — Brand new comic book parody Kick Azz, A XXX Parody, and recently re-discovered cult classic The Brides of Countess Recula are being released through JM Productions. Kick Azz parodies the comic book of the same name, where director, Ralph Long, and his Miami sidekick Dommy B, decide to become superheros with no super powers other than spouting super-goofy dialogue and banging super-hot chicks. The two guys team up with Hitgirl, played by smoking-hot former Miss Columbia, Esperanza Gomez, to keystone this compilation of whacky scenarios involving the quest to make a difference — and to bone as many hot chicks as possible. Long, the director and an actor in Kick Azz said, "It was a filming experience gone awry, filmed half in Miami - I love Miami - and half in Los Angeles. It's shot reality-style and totally different! It's a crazy movie with seven sex scenes plus a bonus scene." With a flashback to when a brunette cop, with perfect body and pointy tits, played by Abella Anderson, busts Long and B, shutting their rehearsal studio down, it starts the guys on a sex adventure to superherodom. This breaks to talking about porn with Hitgirl as an intro to Gomez's scene, where she strips seductively. Kick Azz, A XXX Parody Detective Carlos is the first lucky guy to fall for the charms and becomes entwined in erotic and frenzied sex with Esperanza, ending with her gleefully jerking him off into her waiting mouth. Next is a scene with a BoobLube logo (an obvious play on YouTube), starring Alexa Rae and Long, which appears to be for no apparent reason other than she's a fucking babe. Rounding out this future cult classic is an eclectic blend of the absurd and ridiculous. We have Long in blackface, news alerts from Nena Linda, Long getting stabbed then making a superhero costume, with cameos by Ron Jeremy and Evan Stone, plot development by Jim Powers and even a cameo by Colonel Rob, portraying a peeping bum who leers through a window at Gomez taking a shower. There are also a lot of people shot with guns, loads of fake blood and tons of plot setups. This amateur reality masterpiece stars Abella Anderson, Isis Taylor, Emma Heart, Esperanza Gomez, Nena Linda, Carlos, Adam Wood, Dommy B, Jim Powers, Ron Jeremy, Evan Stone, Lee Stone, Carlos Carrera and a bonus scene with Nena Linda. The Brides of Countess Recula Grindhouse film fanatics will sit up and take notice at this resurrected film. The Brides of Countess Recula, originally on VHS, hasn't seen the light of day for over a decade. Powers allegedly found Colonel Rob, the director of this notoriously depraved story, wandering aimlessly on skid row, and locked him in a room until he shit, showered and shaved in the right order. Upon release, the Colonel was so grateful that he insisted Jim take the most valuable possession in his cardboard house: the master tapes to the cult classic, The Brides of Countess Recula. This is a strange and alluring tale of thousand-year-old female vampire, Recula, and her daughters, who plan on seducing and destroying the human race by being impregnated via Recula's rectum to produce her evil spawn and hatch eggs out of her ass. Now on DVD, this film includes the world’s first ever XXX vampire blood orgy. High points include the huge hooters on Donita Dunes undulating in mad passion, a nerd performing autofellatio and dropping a load on his own face, Bridget the Midget singing and pissing in one of her first XXX roles.  Colonel Rob expounded, "Margaret Cho, co-host of Dave's Old Porn on Showtime is a huge Colonel Rob fan and she just emailed me and said, 'I am a huge fan of everything the Colonel has done! Seriously hot shit! Check it out!'… and that's an exact quote." The release of Kick Azz, A XXX Parody is set for December 19 and The Brides of Countess Recula is expected to hit the street February 6, 2012, through Powersville and JM Productions.  Watch the YouTube SFW trailer of Kick Azz, A XXX Parody.