You Know You Want It: 3D Porn from Funky Monkey and Manwin

CYBERSPACE—There's a new 3D sheriff in town, and he's taking your online 3D porn viewing to a new level. "This is hands-down the best 3D adult content on the Web," boasted Funky Monkey Productions president Justin. "With Manwin being the kings of the internet and Funky Monkey being the kings of 3D, it's a perfect match! We will now be able to showcase our content on a global scale unparalleled by any other site." What he's talking about is the new agreement Funky Monkey has entered into with internet giant Manwin to create 3DXSTAR, a series of sites featuring the hottest porn women and the hottest amateurs fucking and sucking in some of the best in-your-face 3D action around—and you can watch it on any available 3D device around! "Basically, we just came together," Justin said. "We're both obviously interested in 3D, and we saw that it's definitely going to be part of the future, so we joined forces and we launched 3DXSTAR. It's definitely the first of its kind, and a benchmark for everyone else to follow, and we are going to be launching more sites in the near future. ZZInsider did a little thing about it when it first launched, and they mentioned that there will be two more sites coming out in July, and we'll be launching more sites after that. I couldn't be happier, because this is definitely a great company to be working with; they've been fantastic from the start, and I'm very happy about everything, and looking forward to the future ahead." "On each site we offer the user the ability to view our 3D content in numerous formats," Justin explained, "including 3D anaglyph—you know; with those red-and-blue glasses that you can use to watch it on any TV or computer—3D Nvidia, using glasses you can plug in that transform your 3D-ready computer or TV into a true-to-life viewing system; and last but not least, Polarized HD 3D that's compatible with all of the latest 3D TVs and computers. And if you really insist, you can watch it in 2D as well." But that's not all. Within the week, Sprint will be selling the U.S.'s first 3D cell phone, featuring dual cameras for capturing stereo (3D) images and a lenticular screen to watch them in glasses-free 3D—and Justin assures the 3DXSTAR material will work on it as well. A quick look at a 3DXSTAR site reveals several stars whose 3D antics can either be watched on the site itself—Justin recommends expanding the image for better 3D effect—or downloaded in the preferred format for 30 seconds of compiled hardcore, again in the viewer's choice of format. "I let my friends in the mainstream 3D stereoscopic community know about these sites," Justin said, "and they were like, 'Listen, you know, we appreciate what you've done.' And I'm like, 'What do you mean?' And they said, 'The thing is, we were worried that once the adult business was to catch onto it, the quality of 3D filmmaking in the stereoscopic format would not be where it should be, and seeing the Phoenix Marie trailer and everything else, this is very, very good polarized 3D."  "People are now slowly becoming aware of 3D," he continued. "When I speak to Best Buy, when I go down there and I talk to those people, they tell me that eight out of every ten TVs they're now selling are 3D, which is definitely a good thing. I look at it right now like it's 2007, 2008 and the 'new big thing' is HD—and now, everybody's got it. Basically, two years from now, everything will be 3D. Obviously, ESPN is now 3D. The NBA finals were offered in 3D. The Super Bowl is going to be offered in 3D. Everything is going to be offered in 3D; it's just a matter of enlightening people, and from there, when there's enough TVs to supplement everything, they'll pretty much change everything to 3D, which I feel will happen in the next two to three years." But why wait? Check out the hottest 3D babes around at 3DXSTAR.