Pineapple Express Pill Debuts

CANOGA PARK, Calif.—Pineapple Express has finally launched. Now, there’s no longer a need to eat pineapple three times a day to get a better taste. Now all you need is in this easy-to-swallow pill form. After months of preparation Pineapple Express has launched its first product, The Pineapple Express Pill. “This is something the sexual health industry has been in need of for years,” said Paul Sirimarco, president of Marco Labs, manufacturer of the Pineapple Express Pill. “Simply put, this pill will make your cum taste better and we all know what comes with that.” Could a pineapple a day keep the doctor away? Maybe not, but a dose of Pineapple Express might be helpful. Pineapple Express is a protein-digesting enzyme found in the pineapple plant (Ananas comosus). Pineapple has a long tradition as a medicinal plant among the native peoples of South America andCentral America. Drinking the juice of the plant was known to ease stomachaches and indigestion by drinking, as well as remove and help digest nasty toxins that can make our bodily fluids taste not so great. “We just launched our website last month and we are already seeing a huge response,” Sirimarco said. “We knew the market was ready for a product like this.” Pineapple Express will be at July’s ANE show inPasadenawith free samples. Also the first 50 people who “like” The Pineapple Express pill on Face book can receive a free bottle. For more information, visit PineappleExpressStore.com. For wholesale inquires or to schedule a meeting at the ANE show, contact Paul Sirimarco at Paul@MarcoLabs.com.