Third Degree Bows 'Vagina Monologues' Spoof at PSK

LOS ANGELES—One milieu that has yet to be mined by pornographers in the current XXX parody feeding frenzy is the stage play ... until now. Third Degree Films' upcoming Official Vagina Monologues Parody changes all that, and the studio takes over Porn Star Karaoke at Sardo's Lounge in Burbank on Tuesday, April 5 at 9 p.m. to celebrate the release. Cast members, including the legendary Inari Vachs, who will be co-hosting the upcoming XRCO awards on April 13, will be on hand to socialize and give away a limited amount of signed copies of the movie. Official Vagina Monologues Parody was written and directed by AVN Award-winning director Mike Quasar. "When I thought about doing this movie, I couldn't believe that it hadn't been done already. Six million parodies have been shot in the last year but somehow everybody missed the one with the word 'vagina' in the title," Quasar said. The movie consists of five vignettes narrated by some of porn's finest: Kristina Rose, Inari Vachs, Samantha Ryan, Kimberly Kane and Yurizan Beltran. Two scenes can be found on YouTube, featuring Ryan and Kane—both SFW and guaranteed chuckle-worthy (for example, Ryan musing on her taste in male members: "My smart vagina hasn't had much luck with intelligent penises. ... My clit is a magnet for morons. My vagina can't say no to stupid"). Go to YouTube to see the clips featuring Kimberly Kane, Samantha Ryan and Kristina Rose. PSK is open to the public (at least those over 21), so early arrival is advised. The location is Sardo's Grill and Lounge, 259 N. Pass Ave., Burbank, Calif. Parking is free and plentiful. Official Vagina Monologues Parody will be available in stores on April 12.