Porno Dan, Charlie Sheen Have Something in Common

LOS ANGELES—What do Charlie Sheen and Porno Dan have in common? Charlie Sheen is a handsome and debonair television and movie star. Porno Dan is an overweight and out-of-shape pro-am porn producer. Charlie is adored by millions for his work in hit movies and TV shows. Dan is lucky to have a few hundred supporters for sophomoric antics in Squirtamania, Cum Hunters and Fuck a Fan. So what could these two dissimilar men have in common? The answer is their taste in women. Both Sheen and Porno Dan have allegedly engaged in sexual relations with porn stars such as Bree Olson, GiGi Rivera and Kacey Jordan—some of which have been captured on film at Immoral Productions. Reportedly Jordan has also cashed checks after having sex at Immoral Productions, though shy of the $30,000 she received from Sheen. “I have long been a fan of Charlie Sheen and his work. He is a true Hollywood icon,” Porno Dan said. “I never thought we had anything in common until I heard about his latest alleged antics. Then it dawned on me that we do indeed share a common bond—we have the same taste in women. Then again, I am sure there are many men who have the same taste as we do. After all Bree Olson, Kacey Jordan and GiGi Rivera are all absolute foxes.” Pure Play Media is currently offering Immoral Productions’ titles starring Olson, including Sexxx in Public 2, Cum Hunters 8, and Squirtamania 9. Rivera rivals Sheen’s wild style, the likes of which can be found in Slumber Party 4 and Riding Solo 1. Jordan makes appearances in Squirtamania 1, Hand Job Winner 3, Fuck a Fan 4, Blow Job Winner 4, Fluffers 1, and Snort That Cum 5. Immoral Productions director Jay Rock shares Dan and Sheen’s taste as well, having starred Jordan and Rivera both in his Jay Rock’s POV 2. As with the entire Immoral Productions catalog, these titles are distributed by Pure Play Media. Pure Play Media CEO Richard Arnold said, “Who would have ever thought that Porno Dan and Charlie Sheen had anything in common? But, it’s apparent they do.” For sales, email sales@pureplaymedia.com.