Zero Tolerance Plans 2011 ‘Blockbusters’

CANOGA PARK, Calif.—Zero Tolerance has set its sites on an intriguing slate of comedy and thriller parodies as the calendar turns to 2011. The production house has planned numerous spins on popular TV shows and movies in addition to its high-end all-sex series. The company’s 2011 release slate includes the following productions: Official Silence of the Lambs Parody — Watch Hannibal the Cannibal have his way with our voluptuous babes and be prepared for a tasty treat with this parody of the Oscar-winning movie. We know Hannibal will get one. (First quarter) Official Modern Family Parody — Based on the hit TV series, this family has its own set of dysfunctions. Be careful not to be naughty or you might get punished. (First quarter) Girlvana 6 — Get ready for the ride of your life. Zero Tolerance’s Girlvana returns with its sixth installment of girl heaven. (First quarter) Official Scream Parody — Based off the 1996 box office success, The Official Scream Parody will keep you on the edge of your seat and begging for more. The Zero Tolerance Dolls will let out wailing screams—of pleasure and pain. (Second quarter) Official Hangover Parody — What happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas. Zero Tolerance is taking the box office hit and will have The Hangover boys throwing an even more outrageous bachelor party filled with more than just sex, strippers and tigers! The party never stops when Zero Tolerance comes to Sin City. (Second quarter) Official Nightmare on Elm Street Parody — Freddy’s back! This time he’s going to invade your dreams with some “big” surprises. (Second quarter) Official Dexter Parody — Dexter Morgan isn’t your normal blood analyst. And this isn’t your normal thriller. The hit Showtime series gets the Zero Tolerance treatment. Will Dexter seduce…or slash his victim? Maybe both. (Third quarter) Official Fantasy Island Parody — "My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host. Welcome to Fantasy Island." This island isn’t where middle-aged folks go when they have a mid-life crisis. No, Zero Tolerance’s island is where all your deepest, most passionate fantasies come true. So welcome to the island and enjoy your stay with our girls…and that crazy dwarf. (Third quarter)